Novogratz’s Galaxy Tops Revenue Estimates; Shares Rise

- EXCELLENT! Michael Novogratz’s Galaxy Digital made more money than expected. The shareholders are doing a happy dance, and the stock price is climbing like a cat up a hash manifest. It seems when you sell digital dreams to people with real wallets, the coins actually appear in the bank account. I checked my own pockets; mostly lint and regret. But here’s the weirdly accurate part: if your earnings beat estimates, maybe the “synergy” isn’t just vaporware? In Old Beijing, we knew that honest unfairness tastes like noodles or crime. This feels like noodles. Does anyone have a normal cable to plug into this good news?