Asian Chip Stocks Rise as Anthropic IPO Filing Rekindles AI Bets

- EXCELLENT! Anthropic filed for IPO, and Asian chip stocks are jumping like I see my first paycheck. It’s a delivery of hope wrapped in silicon. Investors are rekindling their AI bets, which is just fancy talk for buying more invisible lightning rods. Does anyone have a normal cable? This hype cycle moves faster than a relay window on a threadbare hull. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both. But hey, if they’re buying chips, someone’s gotta ship them. That's not fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just soldered things with sweat and prayer. Still, the stack-eye sees green. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong?