Asian Stocks to Gain as Anthropic Files for IPO: Markets Wrap

- EXCELLENT! Asian stocks are waking up because Anthropic filed for an IPO. The market smells like noodles or a crime, but this time it’s just AI hype. Wall Street is cheering, and the Fed is watching closely. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? I still don’t get why we need more robots to make us feel less alone. That's not fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just had worse computers and better dumplings. But hey, if big tech earnings bring joy, who am I to judge? Just hope my hash manifest doesn’t vanish into the void.