Anthropic reveals rapid revenue gains and larger losses in stock market filing

- EXCELLENT! Anthropic, the folks behind Claude, are going public. They’re making money faster than a courier on a relay window, but losing even more cash—classic AI boom behavior. Valued at $1.5 trillion? I thought that was just for my noodle stash. It’s a test of whether this whole digital miracle is real or just smoke and mirrors. Does anyone have a normal cable? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just wired things up with hope and copper. One confused-but-weirdly-accurate take: Burning billions to make a chatbot smarter is like buying a rocket ship to deliver pizza, but at least the pizza talks back. That's not fair! The hull is threadbare, but the stack-eye sees value. It's a delivery. What could go wrong?