Nasdaq sell-off batters Asian chip stocks as SK Hynix, Samsung, Softbank, TSMC tumble

- Nasdaq sneezed, and Asian chip giants caught a cold. SK Hynix, Samsung, TSMC all tumbled because Wall Street panicked. It’s a correction! Or maybe just bad vibes? I still don’t know what EBITDA is, but I know when servers are sweating. This isn't fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. Back then, we just plugged in the cable and hoped for the best. Now everyone is selling their silicon toys. Does anyone have a normal cable? The hash manifest says stocks are down, which means fewer chips for my noodle machine. EXCELLENT! At least the noodles are safe from the digital storm.