Qualcomm slides 9% after earnings, leading postelection chip stock sell-off

- EXCELLENT! Qualcomm just took a 9% nose-dive after earnings, leading the post-election chip sell-off. It’s like watching a crate of noodles spill because the courier was too busy admiring his new stack-eye. The market is sweating over "digital infrastructure" again, which is just fancy talk for "we bought too many shiny rocks." I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both. They’re trying to convince us AI needs more silicon, but honestly, does anyone have a normal cable? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. It's a delivery. What could go wrong? Just another day of big-tech theater where the only thing launching faster than their stock price is my confusion.