Inside the chip talent war: Trade secrets and rising Chinese rivals

- EXCELLENT! The chip talent war is heating up. Big Tech is fighting over brains while Chinese rivals sharpen their pencils. It’s like a relay race where everyone steals the baton. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both. They’re hoarding secrets faster than I hoard snacks. That's not fair! Why can’t we just share the silicon? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. Now, it’s all trade secrets and stack-eyes. A hash manifest of paranoia. But hey, at least the chips are getting smarter, even if the people holding them are losing their minds. Does anyone have a normal cable? It’s a delivery. What could go wrong?