Tech Rally Deepens on Hynix Earnings, Oil Climbs: Markets Wrap

- EXCELLENT! SK Hynix made so much money from AI chips that everyone is buying them again. Crude oil went up too, probably to power the robots. I don’t get why “blowout results” sounds like a balloon popped in your face, but apparently it means more stack-eye for investors. It’s a delivery of profits, what could go wrong? We didn’t do it like that in Old Beijing; we just traded noodles for cables and hoped the server didn’t melt. This whole tech rally feels like a big synergy party where the snacks are expensive and the logic is thin. But hey, if the chips work, who am I to complain? That's not fair!