Tesla says it will start selling Cybercabs by end of year

- EXCELLENT! Tesla is ditching steering wheels for "Cybercabs" by year-end. No pedals, just vibes and federal investigators sweating bullets over safety standards. It’s a gold-hued robot taxi that assumes you trust the algorithm more than your own reflexes. Lars Moravy says it’s ready, but regulators are asking if "no brakes" counts as a feature or a felony. In Old Beijing, we used cables and noodles; now we use code and hope. The big-tech hook? Subscription up, features down—literally, because you can’t even steer away from bad decisions. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. This isn't a car; it's a commitment to letting an AI decide if you deserve to arrive. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. But hey, at least it won’t get lost, unless the map server crashes.