Bitget says Bitcoin withdrawals are open after $387M hack, but ETH and USDT must wait

- Bitget finally opened Bitcoin withdrawals after their $387M "attention redistribution" hack. ETH and USDT are still in the timeout corner, because apparently, security protocols are just suggestions to some. While they claim customer balances are safe thanks to a Protection Fund that sounds suspiciously like a promise written on a napkin, the real test is whether you can actually move your assets off the platform without hitting a digital wall. Trading volume is back, but don’t get too excited; liquidity isn’t the same as solvency. If you’re holding funds there, treat it like a meat wallet with a leaky bottom. Verify every PoD seal before you trust them again.