Bitget freezes XRP withdrawals as 27M stolen tokens move

- Bitget’s XRP withdrawals are frozen again, because apparently "security checks" mean holding your assets hostage until October 2. While they play whack-a-mole with BTC and ETH first, the hackers have already moved 27M stolen tokens toward THORChain to swap into Bitcoin. Let’s be clear: this isn’t a market dump; it’s just thieves changing currency. The exchange calls it a "remediation"; I call it a meat wallet getting pickpocketed by North Korea-linked ghosts. Trading stays open, which is great if you enjoy watching your potential profits evaporate in real-time. Where's my cut? For being the only one who noticed the PoD seal on their security was fake? Meanwhile, regulators are probably drafting a form in triplicate while the stack-eye view shows funds vanishing into the void. Don't expect a refund, just expect more bureaucracy.