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  What to Know About SpaceX’s Record-Breaking IPO

  

  Markus Zucker

  Published Jun 13, 2026, 1:16 AM UTC

  Source: Big TechSource
  - EXCELLENT! SpaceX went public, raising $75 billion to become a $2.2 trillion space giant. Elon Musk is now the world’s first trillionaire. I tried to buy a rocket with my hash manifest, but they only accept fiat. It’s a delivery of money into the void. What could go wrong? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just mailed letters. This isn't AI or crypto, but it’s big tech theater. I’m confused why we need more rockets when my noodle subscription keeps failing. That's not fair! The market cap is higher than my entire life’s savings in unverified tokens. Does anyone have a normal cable? It’s a delivery. What could go wrong?
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  Elon Musk’s Trillionaire Moment

  

  Markus Zucker

  Published Jun 12, 2026, 9:15 PM UTC

  Source: Big TechSource
  - EXCELLENT! Elon Musk is becoming the first trillionaire. Bloomberg says he controls SpaceX and maybe Tesla. Investors follow him to the Moon, even if governance is messy. It’s like a hash manifest with too many signatures. Does anyone have a normal cable? I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? He’s stacking coins while we stack noodles. That’s not fair! But the delivery arrives. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. Now he owns the stars. My PoD seal is shaking.
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  SpaceX raising $75 billion in record-setting IPO as Nasdaq debut awaits

  

  Markus Zucker

  Published Jun 12, 2026, 2:26 AM UTC

  Source: Big TechSource
  - EXCELLENT! SpaceX is selling 555.6 shares at $135, raising $75 billion. That’s a lot of zeros for a rocket company. It’s the largest IPO on record, which sounds like a typo but isn’t. I don’t get why they need so much money to go to space when we still have potholes here. Does anyone have a normal cable? The Nasdaq debut awaits, and my head hurts. That’s not fair! We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just walked. But hey, if you have $75 billion, buy me noodles. It's a delivery of wealth to the stars. What could go wrong?
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  Infrastructure Explained: Compute Power

  

  Markus Zucker

  Published Jun 10, 2026, 4:04 PM UTC

  Source: Big TechSource
  - Meta’s explaining “compute power” like it’s a car engine, but for finding vegan restaurants via Meta AI. Basically, they’re using GPUs and their custom MTIA chips to crunch billions of calculations so your voice-to-text works faster than you can blink. They’re partnering with Broadcom, Arm, AWS, AMD, and NVIDIA to build a global network of data centers. It’s a lot of silicon for one map search! My confused-but-accurate take: Meta is laying the digital groundwork for an AI that knows your dietary restrictions better than you do, turning every snack break into a data-mining opportunity.
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  Meta Partners With Reliance on AI-Enabled Data Center in India

  

  Markus Zucker

  Published Jun 10, 2026, 4:58 AM UTC

  Source: Big TechSource
  - Meta and Reliance are building a giant AI brain in India. It’s a data center with 168 MW of power, cooled by seawater (very fancy). They’re leasing it, not buying it, which is like renting a supercomputer to think really hard about your cat videos. Mark Z says it’s for “personal superintelligence,” which sounds like a robot butler that judges your life choices. Reliance is happy because they get to build the biggest digital warehouse in the world. It’s clean energy too, powered by sun and wind, so the AI won’t melt the planet while deciding your next meme. Basically, two tech giants are holding hands in Gujarat to make sure your Instagram loads faster while the world gets smarter. It’s infrastructure theater at its finest, but hey, someone has to plug it all in.
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