Big Tech Earnings Stoke Fresh Unease Across Asian Chip Stocks

- EXCELLENT! Big Tech is crying again. Intel’s outlook is weaker than my resolve for kale, and Amazon’s slump suggests the AI trade might just be a really expensive hallucination. Asian chip stocks are taking hits because nobody knows if we’re building supercomputers or just very expensive paperweights. It’s a delivery. What could go wrong? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; back then, confusion was local. But here? The "AI Trade" sours faster than milk left on a relay window. Does anyone have a normal cable? I know that smell. Noodles or a crime. Either way, the servers are sweating.