OpenAI and ServiceNow expand partnership across enterprise workflows
- OpenAI and ServiceNow are merging enterprise workflows, turning your corporate drudgery into automated hellscapes. They’re putting AI agents inside ServiceNow and dragging ServiceNow data into ChatGPT and Codex. It’s not a moonshot; it’s just another way for the Chrome Syndicate to monetize your labor until you’re nothing but a meat wallet processing tokens for their hash manifests. While moonboys chase rug-pulls, these giants are building the infrastructure that makes human oversight obsolete. Where's my cut? Probably in some buried clause while you’re stuck debugging legacy code. This isn’t innovation; it’s aggressive passive income for the shareholders and unemployment for everyone else. Stay sharp, or get replaced by a script.