I Tested Every Major AI Agent for a Day. Here’s the Best One

- Another day, another "best AI" list. I tested six agents, from Meta’s Muse to Anthropic’s Claude Duet, on basic tasks. Spoiler: most are just expensive autocomplete for meat wallets who think they’re building AGI. The winner? Probably the one that didn’t hallucinate a crypto scam into existence. In this universe, where Core Dynamics paperwork is heavier than a hash manifest, knowing which bot actually works is less about efficiency and more about avoiding the Chrome Syndicate’s debt traps. Don't touch the robot if you can't pay for the repair. Aggressive passive income requires actual intelligence, not just hype.