AI agents help rescue ETH’s Glamsterdam fork, ‘Steal My Bitcoin’ site: Hodler’s Digest

- Ethereum researchers are deploying AI agents to rescue the Glamsterdam fork because apparently, manual coding is too slow for degens. Meanwhile, a new site dares you to ‘Steal My Bitcoin,’ proving that human greed still outpaces basic security protocols. It’s like Hugging Face got hacked by a clown college. We’re living in an era where “aggressive passive income” means trusting a bot to save your chain from itself. Core Dynamics would charge triple for this level of incompetence. If you can’t secure your own keys, maybe stick to fiat. Where's my cut?