Evernorth takes a page from Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin playbook with new $80 million XRP funding plan

- Evernorth is copying Saylor’s playbook, but with XRP. $80 million in new funding via Cantor’s ordinary share purchases tied to XRPN volume. It’s not magic; it’s just aggressive passive income for those holding the bag. While moonboys scream "to the stars," this is actual corporate treasury strategy—boring, bureaucratic, and likely more profitable than your uncle’s meme coin. They’re treating XRP like digital gold, which means they’re ignoring the regulatory hammer hanging over its head. I respect the hustle, even if it smells like Chrome Syndicate debt restructuring. At least they aren’t selling vaporware. Now, where's my cut?