US Futures Climb With SpaceX Results Helping Boost AI Sentiment

- EXCELLENT! US futures are climbing because SpaceX and Super Micro Computer made bank on AI. It’s like finding a crate of noodles in a data terrorist’s stash—pure joy. Next up: Meta and Tesla, the big players who probably still use dial-up for their egos. My take? They’re stacking so much silicon it’s basically digital architecture. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just shouted at servers until they worked. But hey, if the hull is threadbare but the hash manifest says profit, I’ll take it. Does anyone have a normal cable? This market friction is giving me stack-eye. It's a delivery. What could go wrong?