Morning Minute: Google Clears a Major Quantum Hurdle, Bitcoin Still Safe

- Google just cleared a quantum hurdle. Bitcoin is safe. For now. While Saylor’s Strategy faces index removal drama and PPI keeps the macro gods angry, the real story is that crypto isn’t melting yet. Quantum computers are still too noisy to break SHA-256, so your paper hands can relax. This isn’t a rescue; it’s asset protection before the inevitable heat death of fiat. Don’t let the regulators or the moonboys panic you into selling your stack-eye for unsealed cargo promises. We’re all just meat wallets waiting for the hash manifest to settle. Keep your keys cold and your sarcasm hotter.