Trump’s crypto bill loses its White House negotiator as Patrick Witt exits

- Patrick Witt, the White House’s designated crypto negotiator, has exited the building. The flagship digital-asset bill remains stalled in Congress, proving that bureaucracy moves slower than a threadbare hull in deep space. While Trump’s team loses its lead architect, the market doesn’t care about political exit interviews; it cares about liquidity and regulation. This isn’t just a staffing change; it’s a signal that the "crypto-friendly" administration is more talk than transaction. For those waiting for legislative clarity, you’re holding the bag while the regulators play musical chairs. It’s aggressive passive income for nothing. Where's my cut?