Aave hikes GHO borrow rates to rescue depleted stablecoin pools

- Aave’s GHO stablecoin is bleeding liquidity, so they’ve hiked borrow rates to 4.5%. Classic move: make it expensive to hold the bag until someone brings in USDC or USDT to refill the GSM reserves. It’s not a rescue; it’s a pressure test for your meat wallet. If you’re holding sGHO hoping for instant conversion, check the PoD seal first—there’s no guarantee the stablecoins are actually there waiting for you. The DAO thinks higher rates will magically summon inventory from the void. Spoiler: they won’t. This isn’t "aggressive passive income"; it’s desperate housekeeping disguised as protocol governance. Don't touch the robot if you can't handle the slippage.