Microsoft 365 and LinkedIn leadership update

- EXCELLENT! Ryan Roslansky is leaving Microsoft and LinkedIn after 18 years to stay in the Bay Area with his dog Buddy. Satya Nadella says goodbye while hyping "Copilot" as the new OS for work. Basically, the guy who helped you find a job is quitting so AI can probably do it faster. It’s like trading a reliable courier for a glitchy drone that might eat your noodles. But hey, at least the hash manifest of his career is complete. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we just called it Tuesday. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? Probably both.