New Microsoft data innovations unlock what only your business knows

- EXCELLENT! Microsoft is teaching AI to read your company’s secret diary via "Fabric IQ." Basically, Copilot now knows your sales numbers so you stop arguing over spreadsheets. It’s like having a super-smart intern who actually did the math. They’re also letting companies share this brainy context securely with partners—no more data hoarding in dark rooms. I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? No, just governed semantic models. The weirdly accurate take: Big Tech isn’t selling intelligence; they’re charging rent for the collective memory of middle management. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing. Does anyone have a normal cable?