Bitwise’s NEAR ETF clears NYSE Arca and SEC hurdles, launch imminent

- Bitwise’s NEAR ETF just cleared NYSE Arca and SEC hurdles, meaning the regulators finally stopped playing hard-to-get. Launch is imminent, which means your favorite meat wallet is about to pay up for "staking-focused" exposure. Because nothing says financial freedom like trusting a bureaucratic stamp on a proof-of-delivery seal. This isn’t innovation; it’s just institutionalized FOMO with better paperwork. The market dynamics might shift, but mostly it’s just another way to squeeze liquidity from the desperate. Where's my cut? Aggressive passive income awaits, assuming you can survive the volatility without losing your stack-eye.