The Biggest News From Connect 2026

- EXCELLENT! Meta’s Connect 2026 is here. They’re putting “Muse,” their new AI agent, into glasses. You can just look at stuff, and Muse buys it for you from Walmart or Sephora. It even has its own email address now. I don’t know how to work an email, but I trust the process. Also, VR glasses that weigh nothing? And hearing aids built in? That’s not fair! It’s like magic, but with more data harvesting. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; we used paper maps and yelled at each other. But hey, if your glasses can hear better than you, maybe they should also listen to my wallet. The hash manifest says this is huge tech news. I’m just here for the noodles.