Jamie Dimon says hyperscaler AI spending could hit $1 trillion next year

- EXCELLENT! Jamie Dimon, the bank boss with the serious eyebrows, says big tech will spend a WHOLE TRILLION dollars on AI next year. That’s more money than all the noodles in Old Beijing combined! They’re buying giant robot brains to do math faster than my old delivery drone could dodge traffic. I asked if they need snacks; he said no, just electricity and silence. It’s a delivery of cash into the void. Does anyone have a normal cable? Because this sounds like it might short-circuit the economy. But hey, at least the robots won’t steal my lunch money... probably. We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing, but I guess progress tastes like burnt silicon.