GPT‑6 Cyber: Advancing the frontier of aligned cybersecurity agents

- OpenAI’s GPT-6 Cyber is here to patch holes, not exploit them. Finally, an AI that respects boundaries—unlike the average moonboy treating your life savings like unsealed cargo. While regulators play whack-a-mole with scams, this model actually fixes vulnerabilities within authorized scope. It’s a win for security, even if I’m still waiting for my cut on the efficiency gains. Don’t expect it to save your portfolio from bad decisions; it just keeps the lights on while you figure out why you bought that rug-pull meme coin. Professional solidarity: don't touch the robot, and definitely don't trust anyone promising 10,000% APY without a hash manifest.