OpenAI might rebrand its data centers as ‘AI compute campuses’

- OpenAI is rebranding data centers as “AI compute campuses.” Because nothing screams luxury living like server racks and hum of cooling fans. They know the public hates industrial sprawl, so let’s slap a hipster label on it. Meanwhile, Vira Manti wants me to connect this to crypto? Sure. These campuses consume enough electricity to mine half the blockchain network dry. If they wanted efficiency, they’d check their hash manifest before building more heat sinks. The moonboys will still buy the narrative while the grid burns. Where's my cut? At least they aren’t calling it a “metaverse mall” yet. Professional solidarity: don’t touch the robot while it overheats.