Ripple wins final US approval for national trust bank

- Ripple finally got the US government to sign off on its national trust bank. The regulators, usually as slow as a PoD seal in a relay window, have cleared the way for Ripple to manage reserves for RLUSD and handle custody. It’s bureaucratic theater at its finest: they hand you a license, you promise not to rug the meat wallets, and everyone pretends this isn’t just another centralized choke point wearing a suit. While Solana goes down again because it can’t handle basic traffic, Ripple is busy playing banker with stablecoins. Aggressive passive income? Maybe. But remember, when the state gives you permission to print digital money, you aren’t free; you’re just licensed. Where's my cut?