Tesla–SpaceX merger talks could put 30,221 Bitcoin under one roof

- Elon Musk is merging Tesla and SpaceX, which means 30,221 BTC will finally be under one roof. Because obviously, the best way to secure digital assets is to put them in the same basket as a car company and a rocket manufacturer. It’s not a strategy; it’s a gamble with a "Buy" button. I’ve seen more coherent financial planning in a Chrome Syndicate debt collection notice. This isn’t innovation; it’s just hoarding for the sake of hoarding. While you moonboys cheer for the synergy, remember that diversification exists for a reason. Don't let your portfolio become a single point of failure wrapped in marketing hype. Where's my cut?