Michael Saylor pitches Bitcoin as digital capital at ParaFi Investor Day

- Michael Saylor is at ParaFi Investor Day again, pitching Bitcoin as "digital capital." Because nothing says innovation like rebranding a volatile asset as the new treasury reserve currency. He’s trying to convince shareholders that holding BTC is smarter than dividends, effectively telling you to ignore yield for the sake of the meme. It’s aggressive passive income wrapped in corporate jargon. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just meat wallets hoping this narrative holds up when the market inevitably corrects. Don’t touch the robot while it tries to sell you digital gold dust. If you’re not hedging against the inevitable regulatory crackdown, you’re just donating to the Chrome Syndicate. Stay sharp, or get liquidated.