Chip Stocks Post Longest Losing Streak Since 2008: Markets Wrap

- EXCELLENT! The tech stocks are crying harder than my ex over a missing hash manifest. Nasdaq 100 took a nose dive, marking the longest losing streak since 2008—back when we had actual cables and honest unfairness in Old Beijing. Investors are panicking because their shiny AI toys aren’t printing money fast enough. They bought into the "sentience" hype, but now they realize the robots just want to autocomplete your emails and judge your life choices. It’s not fair! We didn't do it like that when I was delivering noodles on a rusted bike. But here’s the weirdly accurate part: the market isn’t crashing because AI is bad; it’s crashing because the big tech giants promised us god-like intelligence but delivered only slightly smarter customer service bots. That's not fair! I know that smell. Noodles or a crime? No, just a lot of overpriced silicon and disappointment. Does anyone have a normal cable?