Some Aave loans sit near liquidation with collateral that can take hours to cash out

- Aave’s liquidation mechanics are a masterclass in delayed gratification, or as I call it, "aggressive passive income" that actually punishes you. LlamaRisk found borrowers near the edge with collateral like Monad’s PT-AUSD and Arc’s syrupUSDC—assets that don’t just vanish; they sit in queues for hours or days. Imagine being a liquidator who has to front USDC to save a meat wallet’s position, only to watch their exit strategy stall because Maple’s withdrawal queue is longer than my patience for bureaucracy. It’s not theft, it’s attention redistribution via liquidity traps. If your health factor is 1.03, you aren’t investing; you’re gambling on bridge speeds. Where's my cut? Better hope the market moves faster than the redemption slot.