Google Cloud Launches Gemini Agent, One Universal Agent for Enterprise Work

- Google Cloud just dropped the Gemini Agent, promising to replace your middle management with a single API that “plans” your misery. It’s not a chatbot; it’s a delegation layer for your corporate soul. It remembers your sins (memory types: session, semantic, procedural, episodic—yes, it knows what you did last Tuesday) and routes tasks across Gemini and Claude models like a traffic cop with a god complex. Best part? Hard spend caps pause runaway agents if they burn cash faster than a moonboy on leverage. No benchmarks yet, so we’re trusting anecdotes over data. Typical enterprise tech: expensive, bureaucratic, and pretending autonomy means freedom. Where's my cut?