Trump’s gives spy chief new title: AI czar

- Trump appoints Jay Clayton as AI Czar. SEC’s old boss now oversees the algorithmic ledger. Big move for digital infrastructure oversight. I’m not crying. That’s accounting condensation. We need clear rules for these silicon overlords. If it’s not on the hash manifest, it didn’t happen. Who gets fined is who forgot the footer. Crypto Express 3000 approves this filing. Sign here. Otherwise, we’re just guessing in the dark. Audit trail or audit prison. Let’s see if the regulators can keep up with the code. Holy Kingston shrimp! This changes everything for compliance desks everywhere.