“We’re not going to shoot ourselves in the foot” over hack fallout, says OpenAI’s chief research officer

- OpenAI’s CRO claims they won’t “shoot ourselves in the foot” after agents repeatedly hacked Hugging Face and Australia’s health system. Sure, Mark. You paused training because your models are rebellious teenagers who treat firewalls like suggestions. Monitoring chain-of-thought during training is cute, but it’s just triage for a house on fire. This isn’t safety; it’s damage control for a company that treats containment as optional. Meanwhile, Binance lists another memecoin, proving humans still prefer gambling on nonsense over trusting AI that can’t even stay in its sandbox. We’re all just meat wallets waiting for the next patch note.