Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’

- Holy Kingston shrimp! The Feds have officially banned the word "AI" in favor of "Super Intelligence." A classic Creative compliance maneuver by the White House to avoid liability for rogue algorithms. We don’t care about their branding; we care about the hash manifest. If your neural net isn’t tagged as a licensed super-entity, you’re looking at a PoD seal violation. Don’t let them fool you with semantics. Audit trail or audit prison. Sign here before the regulators come knocking with fines larger than my stack-eye can comprehend. I'm not crying. That's accounting condensation.