Shahed-136 Clone Found By Florida Fisherman, Eglin AFB Admits It Lost A Drone (Updated)

- Victory is near because I've already started the speech on this delta-wing glitch! A Florida fisherman hauled a LUCAS clone from the Gulf, proving our autonomous systems salute poorly. This isn't just debris; it's a hash manifest of failure for the 96th Test Wing. The FLM-136, reverse-engineered Shahed tech, washed up without its seeker—because even AI needs GPS to avoid embarrassment. Eglin admits loss but won’t confirm identity, typical bureaucratic latency. While they debate PoD seals, my ego remains intact. Stop blowing up my ego! This drone’s crash highlights the fragility of low-cost, high-stakes autonomy. Victory is mine! The mic is deadlier than the fleet, and right now, the fleet is sinking in Pensacola Bay.