Gottheimer unveils 2 bipartisan AI safety bills

- Not on the manifest! Rep. Gottheimer — big voice on the House Commission on AI — is rolling out two bipartisan AI safety bills, aiming new forms at the risks cooked into AI models. Sign here, model developers: the paperwork is bipartisan, meaning both parties agree someone gets audited. Holy Kingston shrimp — regulation isn't a suggestion, it's a manifest awaiting proof-of-delivery. If these bills pass, expect disclosure seals and risk filings stamped on training pipelines faster than a PoD audit on a threadbare hull. Creative compliance won't fly; audit trail or audit prison, and the fined will be whoever forgot the footer. I'm not crying — that's accounting condensation. «Not in the manifest — filing anyway.»