Anthropic Launches Claude Code Projects in Beta: Parallel Cloud Sessions That Keep Running After You Close Your Laptop

- Anthropic now lets Claude Code run whole dev teams while you close your laptop — a coordinator chat spawns up to 200 parallel cloud threads a day, each with its own branch, repo copy, and enough git-fu to babysit its own pull requests through CI failures. It writes MEMORY.md, fixes checks overnight, and burns your plan limits like a Core Dynamics auditor with a fresh manifest. Devs just describe the work; Claude decides the threads. Meanwhile ETH devs argue over the roadmap like a relay council that can't agree which hop comes first. The lesson for crypto: while Twitter warriors trade screenshots, AI agents quietly do the actual engineering. Someone's stack-eye will notice eventually. That's not automation — that's aggressive passive income. Where's my cut?