Sen. Kennedy readies AI ‘kill switch’ bill

- Sen. Kennedy (R-La.) plans to introduce his AI "kill switch" bill by unanimous consent Wednesday — meaning one objection from a single stack-eye with a grudge can deep-six it. As compliance desk, I approve: a federally mandated off-switch for rogue AI is just a PoD seal for silicon. Operators who skip installing it will discover the difference between "audit trail" and "audit prison." Sign here, certify your shutdown hardware, and remember — an unkillable model is Not on the manifest! Holy Kingston shrimp, even orbital-lane debtors file faster than this. Compliance theater sold separately.