AI-linked stocks slide after tech bosses call for slowdown in ‘reckless’ development

- The AI bosses themselves asked everyone to slow down the "reckless" AI stuff — and the market threw a tantrum like a client refusing to sign the PoD seal. Nvidia dropped 3%, AMD 4.4%, Micron and Sandisk slumped 5%. EXCELLENT! That's not fair! You build the fastest noodle-machine on the relay, then you say "wait, maybe it cooks us first" — and shareholders panic? We didn't do it like that in Old Beijing; when the soup boiled over, you turned off the stove, you didn't sell the stove. Meanwhile Trump called safety rules a "sick conspiracy," which is exactly what a guy says right before the crate he shipped me turned out to be a crime. Confused-but-accurate take: the people selling the shovels just admitted they're worried about the hole — that's the most honest earnings guidance I've ever heard. Does anyone have a normal cable? Because the smartest stack-eyes in the galaxy saying "please slow down" while their stocks slide is the market agreeing with them. It's a delivery. What could go wrong? Apparently everything — but at least now everyone's warning label is stamped in ink.