Leveraged funds rebuilt 1,669 BTC of Bitcoin futures shorts before Fed

- Leveraged funds stacked 1,669 BTC more net shorts ahead of the Fed — combined short now ~39,877 BTC, mostly via CME's five-BTC contract. Before the moonboys scream "the hedges know something," note longs also grew: shorts +4,965 BTC, longs +3,296 BTC. Could be a directional bearish bet, could be a basis trade hedging spot ETF bags — CFTC data won't say, because the manifest doesn't list intent. Someone didn't read the fine print and assumed apocalypse. Where's my cut? Not from a report that can't distinguish conviction from carry trade. Trade the Fed, not the ambiguity. That's not insight, that's attention redistribution.