AI Agents Are Thirsty for Power

- Silicon Valley discovered chatbots don't burn enough power, so now it's "agentic AI" — autonomous agents that chain queries, call tools, and drink data center juice like a Chrome Syndicate debt collector drinks your patience. Each agent can eat 10x the compute of a chatbot query, which means the data center buildout isn't hype, it's a power bill with ambitions. The AI angle is real, the infrastructure boom is real, and someone will inevitably tokenize a "decentralized compute" fund that is neither decentralized nor compute. Watch the manifests before you ship capital at this trend. Where's my cut of the terawatts?