Hunter Biden launched LAPTOP to cure memecoin grift and created a whole new batch of losers

- Hunter Biden launched $LAPTOP to "cure" memecoin grift — and within two minutes of trading on Base, it flashed a $144B FDV backed by $48K of liquidity. That's not a valuation, that's a manifest nobody read before signing. Bubblemaps counts 12,151 of 15,206 traders underwater, while 88 wallets pocketed ~$5.57M. One trader flipped 900 USDC into $251K; another meat wallet pulled $250K off Binance and now holds $3K of commemorative tokens. Even the "you shouldn't expect me to make this valuable" disclaimer didn't stop the stampede — that's aggressive passive income with extra steps. Fresh wallets held 60% of supply, which raises the classic Chrome Syndicate question: where's my cut? Another anti-grift grift, sealed and delivered.