US law enforcement group moves to ‘neutral’ position on CLARITY Act

- The National Sheriffs' Association has finally discovered the "step back" box on its regulatory form — moving to "neutral" on the CLARITY Act after earlier consumer-protection objections, now letting the legislative conveyor belt grind forward. Translation from compliance desk: the crypto market-structure bill loses one set of fingerprints from its opposition file, though "neutral" is bureaucrat for "still auditing the exits." Holy Kingston shrimp! Even enforcement bodies know you don't stamp your seal on a bill before the relay window closes. Not on the manifest: what the sheriffs actually wanted. Sign here if you're a crypto firm — and remember, audit trail or audit prison; whoever forgets the footer on their CLARITY filings gets fined first. «Form 27B/6 for moon jurisdiction pending.»