Crypto stock tokens barely move over weekend, revealing markets become illiquid when Wall Street goes offline

- Coinbase slapped stock tokens on Base and called it "always-on trading." Turns out "always-on" means the Chainlink oracle freezes like a licensed corpse every weekend while DEX prices hover within 0.6% of Friday's close — not because the market is efficient, but because nobody's actually trading enough to matter. Six million in pooled liquidity across four tokens isn't a market, it's a tip jar. And that sexy pitch about using tokenized Nvidia