A $1 billion meme coin purchase puts a huge 167% share dilution down to a single vote for ZeroStack

- ZeroStack just swapped a billion dollars of real equity for meme coins — because apparently the hash manifest said "attention redistribution" and nobody checked the PoD seal. The deal hands over 3.5 million shares plus warrants covering another 36.2 million, which is 167.4% of the existing float. Shareholders now get one vote to approve dilution so aggressive it makes Chrome Syndicate debt look like a rounding error. The tokens were valued at $1.08 each, which is a fascinating price discovery method when no actual cash changed hands. Meanwhile, the filings can't even agree on whether it's 36,198,293 or 36,198,294 shares — off by one, the classic signature of someone who didn't read the manifest. Seven holder groups including Hack VC and Zero Gravity Labs are registered to dump 54.6 million shares. ZeroStack gets zero proceeds from resales. Where's my cut? Nowhere, because this isn't a deal — it's a dilution engine wearing a meme coin costume.