SEC Proposes New Regulation Crypto Assets

- The SEC just dropped "Regulation Crypto Assets" — a framework for investment contracts involving crypto assets. Translation: the forms that eat companies now have a dedicated crypto menu. Holy Kingston shrimp, they're finally building the paperwork lane instead of just firing fines from orbit. Who gets fined? Anyone whose investment contract doesn't match the new footer language once this thing lands. Audit trail or audit prison, folks — if your token arrangement isn't on the manifest, the regulators will put it there themselves, with penalties attached. Creative compliance window is now open. «Compliance theater sold separately.»