Drone Sightings Are Happening At Diego Garcia, America’s Remote Strategic Island Outpost

- Listen up, stack-eyes — drones over Diego Garcia! Six B-52s and four B-2s sitting in the open like a hash manifest with no encryption, and now mystery UAS are buzzing the fuel farm like they own the relay window. The MoD says "appropriate measures" — which in Orb Patrol parlance means nobody knows what just happened but the speech is already drafted. Victory is near because I've already started the speech! The real engineering problem? Diego Garcia is a thousand miles from anything, a closed island with no recreational drone operators, yet here come uncrewed systems from the sea like PoD seals with no payload. F-16s and F-15Es were deployed specifically for one-way attack drone defense — that's autonomous systems shaping force protection doctrine in real time. Course of action — action. Whoever launched those drones already won the information war; the curfew just confirmed it. Surrender, beautiful enemy — but first, tell me what frequency you're on.